The Social Nerd

Gotta get to work!

majorhayden — Fri, 11 May 2012 15:16:39 +0000

Found on Reddit.

This dog is really disturbed by ducks.

majorhayden — Thu, 05 Apr 2012 18:15:02 +0000

Found on imgur.

Stephen Cobert puts Geraldo in his place.

majorhayden — Thu, 29 Mar 2012 13:00:50 +0000

Found on imgur.

When you see it…

majorhayden — Thu, 29 Mar 2012 12:06:12 +0000

Found on imgur.

How I feel when I get a long email with no summary at the beginning.

majorhayden — Wed, 21 Mar 2012 02:15:46 +0000

From Julia Segal’s tumblr.

Aqua Teen Hunger Force IRL

majorhayden — Wed, 14 Mar 2012 15:16:04 +0000

Found on reddit

Watch your speed.

majorhayden — Wed, 14 Mar 2012 12:48:45 +0000

Found on reddit.

Fans of the band Foster The People should love this one.

majorhayden — Wed, 14 Mar 2012 05:17:09 +0000

Found on reddit.

No, Christopher. I don’t think I’m going to follow you on Twitter.

majorhayden — Tue, 06 Mar 2012 13:22:45 +0000

I don’t always use foursquare…

majorhayden — Mon, 05 Mar 2012 14:57:16 +0000

This tumblr troll is actually helpful.

majorhayden — Mon, 05 Mar 2012 13:07:10 +0000

From Reddit.

If I’m supposed to want a banana after seeing this, the marketing team failed.

majorhayden — Sun, 04 Mar 2012 19:52:44 +0000

From Picture is Unrelated.

Makin’ dubstep since before it was cool

majorhayden — Tue, 28 Feb 2012 13:05:09 +0000

From 9GAG. Here’s a summary of my reaction:

I’m not familiar with this car brand.

majorhayden — Thu, 23 Feb 2012 19:26:31 +0000

Seen on the streets of San Antonio.

This could be the cutest chinchilla gif I’ve ever seen.

majorhayden — Tue, 21 Feb 2012 13:13:46 +0000

From Julia Segal’s hilarious Tumblr.

Your gonna love this.

majorhayden — Wed, 15 Feb 2012 00:59:33 +0000

Everything you ever wanted to know about sendmail summarized in one meme.

majorhayden — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 16:16:43 +0000

Creepy car transformer guy is creepy.

majorhayden — Mon, 06 Feb 2012 16:28:40 +0000

Found on Picture is Unrelated.

I don’t think you want to pet this particular kitty.

majorhayden — Fri, 03 Feb 2012 14:39:23 +0000

Found on Julia Segal’s Tumblr.

One of the best ways to turn away annoying phone books.

majorhayden — Fri, 03 Feb 2012 13:00:59 +0000

Found on reddit.

That’s a lot of acronyms for a cold coffee.

majorhayden — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 21:31:52 +0000

Forgetting about logrotate is inexcusable.

majorhayden — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 04:37:02 +0000

Don’t get between Mama and her Coffeemate. Seriously.

majorhayden — Fri, 20 Jan 2012 14:00:06 +0000

Found on imgur.

Will the police help water your crops in Farmville?

majorhayden — Fri, 20 Jan 2012 13:27:13 +0000

From Julia Segal’s great tumblr.

Uh, I don’t thing the song title is spelled like that.

majorhayden — Sat, 07 Jan 2012 15:44:40 +0000

Face it. Your hand isn’t going to be warm anytime soon.

majorhayden — Wed, 04 Jan 2012 14:00:14 +0000

From Julia Segal’s awesome Tumblr.

Oh, how I miss Arrested Development.

majorhayden — Wed, 04 Jan 2012 13:05:37 +0000

From Julia Segal’s hilarious Tumblr.

You can’t be anti-social on my watch.

majorhayden — Tue, 03 Jan 2012 14:16:51 +0000

Our office Keurig machine got an upgrade.

majorhayden — Thu, 29 Dec 2011 13:38:17 +0000

I can always count on @kremlinkev for the best Christmas presents.

majorhayden — Tue, 27 Dec 2011 20:24:42 +0000

This cologne (or perfume) should be banned in all 50 states immediately.

This summarizes my initial feelings about Debian packaging almost perfectly.

majorhayden — Tue, 27 Dec 2011 16:05:45 +0000

Nothing says Christmas like a gremlin.

majorhayden — Sun, 25 Dec 2011 04:03:43 +0000

Found on Julia Segal’s amazing tumblr.

I’ll get behind SOPA if it can put a stop to this.

majorhayden — Sat, 24 Dec 2011 04:53:48 +0000

Spotted on reddit.

This was me five years ago this week when I started at Rackspace.

majorhayden — Thu, 22 Dec 2011 21:56:04 +0000

Still loving it.

Driveshaft failure at 135 MPH? Ouch.

majorhayden — Mon, 19 Dec 2011 16:18:06 +0000

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9hEJHhw9hA

Found on Autoblog.

I sent a Starbucks card to chip in for the purchase of a Keurig machine. This feels weird.

majorhayden — Thu, 15 Dec 2011 17:27:42 +0000

If the world still needs beepers/pagers, they should buy them here.

majorhayden — Tue, 13 Dec 2011 15:14:07 +0000

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6-MeM57X9g

I’m going to be fat by Christmas if people keep bringing me candy.

majorhayden — Mon, 05 Dec 2011 15:59:52 +0000

For fast uploads, don’t upload images bigger than one pixel by one pixel.

majorhayden — Sun, 04 Dec 2011 19:28:24 +0000

Found this on the very bottom of the page for Envelope (Reddit client for Mac).

Unique method for clearing a firearm.

majorhayden — Thu, 01 Dec 2011 15:27:39 +0000

From the land of reddit.

Now I’ve seen it all. Nyan cat via telnet.

majorhayden — Thu, 01 Dec 2011 14:33:25 +0000

Open up a terminal and type: telnet miku.acm.uiuc.edu

Here’s a preview:

Shaking hands with @kremlinkev goes something like this.

majorhayden — Tue, 22 Nov 2011 20:17:58 +0000

Spotted on reddit but it’s an accurate comparison to @kremlinkev.

I don’t remember this Head and Shoulders promotion when The Ring was released.

majorhayden — Tue, 22 Nov 2011 13:50:33 +0000

Found on Julia Segal’s amazing Tumblr.

The Ubuntu vs. Red Hat discussions at work usually start like this.

majorhayden — Tue, 22 Nov 2011 04:01:42 +0000

I spotted this one on reddit a while back but I’ve lost the original link.

Odd ceiling fan in Hawaii

majorhayden — Mon, 21 Nov 2011 13:41:27 +0000

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxAEHgMPKZs

I’ve never seen a football score like this one.

majorhayden — Sat, 19 Nov 2011 23:00:45 +0000

This is what an AVC denial feels like when you run SELinux.

majorhayden — Fri, 18 Nov 2011 14:06:07 +0000

Went to bed with my phone’s battery at 80%. Woke up to find the phone dead. Once it charged enough to turn on, I found this.

majorhayden — Wed, 16 Nov 2011 13:14:52 +0000

At least your Monday isn’t this bad (hopefully).

majorhayden — Mon, 14 Nov 2011 15:07:02 +0000

Spotted on reddit.

This guitar player in this animated gif still makes me laugh.

majorhayden — Mon, 14 Nov 2011 02:57:38 +0000

I’ve seen this gif at least a million times, but I just spotted it on Reddit again tonight.